"For sale, one country, used. Not cheap, but affordable with many perks for the right buyer(s). Spacious skies, with purple mountains, foreclosed farm land, and vast plains ready for development and exploitation. Beach front included on East,West, and partially Southern exposures(although the Southeast area is prone to storm damage). Current occupants are somewhat intelligent but remain lethargic and basically apathetic. Some inerudite members will trade claims to property and savings for sparkly promises. Greatest cooperation is won by letting them think that they are "in charge." A real fixer-upper. Previous management began some remodeling but disagreed over where best to make changes and never finished. Property is already subdivided and some plots have expressed a preference in being sold separately. New management interested in immediate liquidation of assets as business requires travel overseas. Sorry, all purchases must be made in precious metals, international stocks, bonds, or jewelry as the local currency is expected to have no value. Interested parties are requested to contact our brokers; the U.S. Chamber of Commerce or American Crossroads."
Very apt for these times, this country is spiraling into Hell on the fast track.
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